So What Have You Been Doing?

Okay, I lied. I know I said I was gonna be a good student and quit the blog but as one gay cowboy said to another, "I wish I could quit you..."

Turns out that I'm a junkie....and I really like blogging, my nasty cocaine habit aside. So here we are again. But you may notice that though this looks just like the blog you've known and loved (or just loved hating), it doesn't so much act like the old blog. For instance, to review old posts and delve into the sheer fun that is my life, you're kinda screwed becuase there are kinda no archives on this page (and by "kinda", I mean they are off like prom dresses - no old posts to be seen for miles). See, I did really delete my blog...and then some bastard asshole (yes, you can combine curse words just like that) stole my site just because I let it go for a day - the nerve. So I dug around in Google and found a cached version of my blog and that is what we are dealing with here.

But before we commit mass suicide or at least engage in mass hysteria over all those deleted laughs we shared (crickets chirping), put away the kool-aid because I have good news. I have all the old posts saved...and even better, I am in the process of creating my own web page. By that, I mean I have bought my own URL, am looking into blog hosts and will be building my own blog template. Sometime in the near future, we are getting the hell off of blogger and going out on our own, baby! And by we, I mean myself. But you are more than welcome to join me at the new party spot when it all comes together. I'll keep you posted (ha ha - the puns!!! I'm so freakin' funny....whatever).

Anyway, I have lots to fill you in on - I mean, Hell, it's been two weeks....think of all the things you've missed....Imagine how many people I have unintentionally flashed, how many fights I've been in, etc. etc. Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta...I mean, it's great to be back...er....