Internet Tag

Some jerk (you know who you are) tagged me and so now, here I am doing another one of the stupid list things. For future reference, I don't do internet tag. So if you are looking for someone to pass the survey to, I am not that someone. Fair warning. Anyone who tags me after this should not expect me to respond....unless it's supercool, of course. So here we go:

I AM:

• breathing.
• pissed to be doing this thing.
• rad.
  (take your choice - I go with all of the above)

I WANT: to reproduce someday....or at least enjoy the act that leads to reproduction.

I WISH: I had a grenade launcher or a lazor vaporizer attached to the hood of my car for annihilating other bad drivers.

I HATE: soggy bread...EW...it makes me want to toss my cookies just thinking about it....

I MISS: home. Don't know where it is but I miss it.

I FEAR: the dark, ghosts and other assorted monsters and zombies, feeling trapped, dying alone with a lot of cats, scorpions, ebola, flesh-eating items of any kind, clowns,....this goes on for a while.....

I HEAR: less than you'd think. I have terrible hearing.

I WONDER: what I'd look like with no hair...or a mullet....or a rat's tail...

I REGRET: that incident with the Scandinavian guy, a microwave, some llamas and some duct tape....yeah, that was a sticky situation...

I AM NOT: coherent....ever.

I DANCE: on tables and in elevators - oh yes!

I SING: when I think no one is listening.

I CRY: too often - damn girly hormones.

I AM NOT ALWAYS: funny. Sometimes, I am downright effing HILARIOUS.

I MAKE WITH MY HANDS: awkward sentences, apparently. This is a lame question.

I WRITE: better than you do.

I CONFUSE: everyone around me on a daily basis.

I NEED: we don't have enough time to cover all my needs.

I SHOULD: take more sedatives instead of laxatives...who knew there was such a difference?

I START: panicking if I am not at least 5 minutes early to where ever I am going.

I FINISH: this tag thingy.